Excuse me.
Maria, with ice like you wanted.
Have I told you recently that you're beautiful?
Isn't my girlfriend perfect?
What?
Thanks for my drink...
...and by the way, we're out of shrimp dip.
Oh, no! Don't they feed them at home?
Come to the kitchen!
Girl, you have to give me the recipe for that dip.
It's really good.
-I can't give it to you. -How selfish!
It's not mine, it's Roberto's.
Oh, Roberto cooks.
He made the dip and 30 hors d'oeuvres.
Your boyfriend creeps me out.
-Miss! -Roberto!
-Is it true that you cooked? -Yes. Why?
No reason. It was delicious.
-Thanks. -Give me the recipe.
Andi, you're a doll, really, but it's my grandma's.
Honey, I'm taking out the trash now.
We'll be up all night...
...and neither will want to take it out tomorrow.
I'll put the car away while I'm at it.
-Love you, babe. -I love you, doll.
Don't even think about washing the dishes.
I'll do it tomorrow or let Rosita do it.
Bye.
Roberto is a typical case of compulsive guilt.
Probably an appropriate neurosis...
...of a repressed subconscious that reflects...
...in that psychotic attitude that solely depends...
...on the actions of unresolved childhood traumas.
In English?
Girl, knowing his polygamous background...
...I can hardly believe his new self.
Give him a break.
I swear he's changed.
Hey, has your baby improved in the sack?
Yes, it's getting there. It's getting there.
Stop it! Enough psychoanalyzing!
Let's go check on the guests.
Okay, okay.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry.
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Yeah, I'm on my way.
Bye.
Andi!
Andi?
Andi!
Andrea!
Coming! Coming!
Is there a reason for getting me out of bed so early?
I need to talk to you.
Was that your radio?
Huh? What radio?
Don't change the subect! It's important.
I'll see you in 10min at the cafe.
-Now? -Yes, now! In 10 minutes.
I know why you're so nervous, Miss Graphic Designer of the year.
Come on! It's not that.
-Andrea. -What?
Now!
Trust is disgusting.
They say: ''Don't hang out with your neighbor.''
-Hey! -Hey!
The most beautiful princess in the universe!
Where've you been? I haven't seen you.
Working, as always.
Have I told you you're my favorite niece?
I'm the only one.
Stop. Tell me about this.
I want to show you some of these designs.
-They're great! -You like them?
I love them. I'm still waiting on the shirt you promised.
At the end of the day, you'll have it. I'll make it.
Yeah, right.
But first, I want you to look at this.
Okay.
Look here, then here, here, here...
Stop it!
Admire all this beauty, all this beauty...
-...and you know what? -What?
You designed it.
Two weeks and we're already a success.
Really?
That's great.
You and your dad...
...are the most talented people I've ever met.
-He was brilliant. -You are too.
You got it from him.
And...
Look.
-Sir? -Xavier.
Right away.
-He's new. -Handsome, isn't he?
You liked him!
Uncle! That's so silly!
-You liked him! -Stop! Uncle!
I hired him some days ago.
He's a DJ at a club near by. He wants to be an actor.
He needs two obs to make his daily bread.
An actor?
He does have something.
He reminds me of when I was young.
He has goals, a lot of sensitivity.
-He's ust like me. -Yeah, right!
-So? -What?
You want a light cappuccino? Or do you want it sinful?
Oh, all right! Sinful.
Yeah, don't worry.
I'm ust stopping by at the office and I'll go. Okay? Bye.
-Hey. -Hello.
Sir, these are all the files of the Sanchez case.
You have an appointment with Mr. Maldonado...
...and Miss Savala is expecting you.
-She called to confirm. -Thank you.
You're indispensable for my life's planning.
Sir. I'm not that kind of woman.
At least not at this hour.
What's up, boss? Leave something for the rest of us.
You want them all.
-I had a bad dream. -Martha!
You drag me out of bed...
...and make me walk two blocks for that?
-I have a bad feeling. -About what?
Roberto.
Okay, what's wrong with Roberto?
-I think he's cheating on me. -No way! Again?
That guy is unbelievable. You caught him!
Didn't I ust tell you I dreamt it?
Martha, please stop. Stop.
You know that my dreams almost always come true!
Yeah, right. Right!
Like when you dreamt Roberto closed the stadium...
-...to propose to you. -That one doesn't count.
Martha, you said yourself that he'd changed, right?
So what? What's wrong?
I don't know! I think it is different now!
First of all! Get that crap out of your head!
Second, until you catch him with someone, you're stuck.
Let's go. I have therapy with a woman...
...who after 3 years of marriage...
...realized her husband is gay!
You're concerned about your dreams?
I haven't even begun to...
Drag me out of bed and we'll talk another day.
Let's go, weren't you in a hurry?
I haven't had my coffee yet!
Polo, good morning!
Can she get her coffee to go, please?
-Sure. -Thank you.
I didn't see the new hire.
He's been here two days. He's an actor.
An actor?
He's acceptable.
Weren't you in a hurry? Let's go.
Morning, Ms. Martha. How are you?
Fine. Help me out.
There. Thanks.
Please, don't lock me in again.
Don't worry, we'll make sure you're not locked in.
It's great that you hear that music.
What?
It's very nice music. Very cheerful.
Some people prefer grupero than [banda].
I, for one, prefer [banda].
Or grupero.
Honestly, I don't know much about the subect...
...or what you're talking about. Keep an eye on it.
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Hey, Dani!
Hi, Martha! How are you?!
You look great. That's great.
-That's great. -Are you okay?
Yeah! I was checking out some whips...
I mean, whip creams!
I mean, ships!
-I like the sea... -What's that?
This? Oh, boy!
Look at that!
Apop up page!
I don't know!
Isn't it insane?
-You didn't...? -No!
Tell me or I'll tell everyone.
Okay.
It's a dating web page.
You sign up and you meet guys.
Any guy you want!
Then you pick and you get a date!
I mean, a friend told me. I'm not...
Sure.
-Adating web page? -Yeah!
Oh, man. Your friend must be desperate.
Very. Poor thing.
Infidelity?
It's a part of man's nature. It's physiological.
The body asks for it.
My body asks for it.
What's that?
It's a TV program...
...that talks about relationships...
...and several ''famous'' actors...
...talk about it and we were asked...
...to design the show's set.
I'm tired, I'm sleepy, not today.
-There'll be someone else! -He's cute, isn't he?
Morning. Martha Zavala?
Yes, come in.
-This is for you. -Thanks.
-Sign here, please. -Sure.
-There. -Thank you.
Thanks.
''To the best designer and the best woman.
Love, Roberto.''
That man is delightful. I want a clone!
I want two. You've been together two years...
...and he still surprises you. He's very romantic.
Martha, there aren't men like that anymore.
I know, you're thinking: ''Is he the one or not?''
What do you care? If he's not, change him.
Yeah, I know but...
...all that to give oneself...
I understand. I'm on my third marriage.
If I fall in love again, I'll get to number four.
Martha, worry when before your man goes to sleep...
...he kisses you on the cheek and says...
...that he has a headache and falls asleep.
Or when you arranged to go out for dinner...
...and he suddenly cancels under the excuse:
''I was surprised with a business meeting.''
But, Martha, nothing like that happens to you!
I think Roberto is great!
You hit the ackpot with that hunk.
-Hey, does he have a brother? -No, he doesn't.
Maybe, I don't know, I did hit the ackpot with him.
-Run. -I ust got here!
You pretty yourself up as the hottest designer here.
Go on!
I'll run but you're in trouble if you're late.
We won't, I'll put these in water.
Martha? Hurry up, they're waiting for you.
Give me a minute.
I don't think Roberto is coming.
Besides, we have no one left to criticize.
You don't look so hot, you know?
Me? Why?
Look at your lace. It's ingrained with dirt.
What?
Guys, how about you go ahead of me?
Give me five minutes. I'll catch up.
-But hurry up! -Yes!
It is not! It's practically new!
We did it.
Thanks to you.
-Bravo! -Bravo.
''Sweetie, I didn't make it to your award ceremony...
...but we'll celebrate tonight. Love you, Roberto.''
I'm not good at speeches.
Hello.
Hi.
Is my uncle in?
No, he went out to see suppliers.
Do you want a coffee? Cappuccino light or sinful?
-How do you know? -I asked Polo which was your...
One sec. Hello, Ceci?
Yeah, what?
I already...
Tell him to call me. Sorry.
-The sinful? -The sinful. Yes.
I asked Polo which was your favorite...
-...so he'd teach me how... -Sorry.
Joaq, what's up?
I ust hung up with her.
What we arranged. Okay, bye.
Hey, Xavier, here's the milk.
Yeah, sure. How many sugars?
-Can you sign this? -Wait one second.
Don't worry. Really, you're busy.
Forget the coffee.
Tell my uncle I'll call him later. Okay?
I can put it to go, if you want!
It's delicious!
-See, man?! -What?
-I was talking to her! -How was I to know?
-How many are there? -The amount you ordered.
How many did I order?
Sweetie.
Nothing. You know, tonight is special.
I wanted to invite you over for dinner.
I'm making dinner.
Okay.
Kiss.
Bye.
So, I tell my girlfriend... Ex-girlfriend!
I told her: ''At least leave me the mattress!''
She wanted to take everything!
That can't be. So she told me:
''Okay, you want the damn mattress?
Fine.'' And I fell asleep.
She was hysterical, crazy, in some other time...
Where were we?
-Dani! -Coming!
Daniela!
-Dani! -Daniela!
I'll call you later.
Dani, where are the budgets for the Lebanese Center?
I don't have anything!
-Joaco, you said... -I'll handle it!
-It's an important client... -When have I let you down?
Okay, can you budget these materials for me?
Yeah, sure.
Dress up a bit. Some pink would help.
My kiss.
I don't know!
-What's up with you? -Nothing!
Not true. Tell me.
Promise not to tell anyone?
That depends.
Come here. Look.
It's a page where you sign up and pop up pages come out.
Well, I have a friend that loves these sites...
...and she met a guy who tied her up...
...and dressed her up in leather!
What happened? She dumped him, right?
No. She became addicted to sex toys.
Wow, some people are so desperate, huh?
-Morning. -Morning, Miss.
-Let me help you. -Thanks.
-It's okay. -How have you been?
-Fine. You, Miss? -Great.
Where do you want this, Miss Martha?
-In the kitchen, please. -The kitchen?
Romantic dinner today?
It's my birthday. Don't be nosy.
-Honey? -Sweetie!
Hey, I'm calling because, guess what?
Something came up and I can't have dinner with you.
What? Again?
Everything is almost ready. Why are you calling now?
I know, but they're clients.
I have to go to dinner with them.
Where are you going?
What? To La Cite.
Honey, I have to go. Be good, okay?
You do that, erk.
Andi!
Again? Dammit!
What is the erk doing now?
That's what I want to find out. Help me!
-Let's call his office! -Have you seen the time?
Dammit!
We'll call his assistant! I have his number!
-Ramiro. -What will you say?
''Hello, can you tell me where Roberto...
...is cheating on me again, please?''
Then what do we do? Help me.
I have an idea.
Concentrate, okay? Pretend you're a lawyer.
No, no lawyer. Just be yourself.
-No! He'll see through that! -One question.
Am I a lawyer or myself?
-Lawyer! -Yourself!
-I'm... -Mr. Miguel.
-Let's dial.
You're ust calling to see where he is.
Great. Is it ringing?
-No! -What?!
You can't call from your phone!
Use mine!
-Hello?! -Hello!
-Who's calling?! -Good evening!
The reason I'm calling is to know...
...where Mr. Roberto is!
-Speak up! I can't hear you! -What?!
I can't hear shit! I can't hear you!
Where the fuck are you?!
Manuel! How are you, man?!
Come on over to Liquid Gold!
-Liquid Gold, man! -Okay!
Yeah! I'll be there!
They're where they always go.
-Where? -Watching soccer.
At a place called Liquid Goal.
-Liquid Gold? -Liquid Goal.
-That bastard. -What?
-Me? -Martha, don't freak out...
...but it's not a restaurant, it's a strip club.
What?!
Nude chicks!
Are you sure, Goyo?
That's what he said, Miss Martha.
Are we going?
-Goyo... -Thanks for your help.
No? I can go with you.
No, it's okay.
-Mr. Roberto is there. -Yeah. Thanks.
-Bye! -Good night.
We'll never get in! They don't allow women!
I don't care!
I'm getting in because I will! Period!
-I have to know! -Oh, God! God!
What will I do with you? Help me!
-I know. -What?
You're lucky your friend is a psychologist.
-It's your lucky day. -What are you doing?
What would you do without me?
Just wait.
Carmen!
-Doctor? -Open up!
Come in! Come in!
Not a word! If I'm caught, I'm fired!
By the way, you'll have to give me...
...a free appointment for this big favor!
I'm so happy you called me!
I'm so excited to see you here!
I'm glad.
By the way, they call me Cassandra here.
This way.
Cassandra, what about the men?
Calm down, girl! You'll see them!
Speaking of appointments, stop by on Tuesday.
Of course, Doctor! I want to thank you!
Your therapy changed my life!
I'm a new woman! Look!
-Great, Carmen! -I feel so free!
That's great.
You don't know how grateful I am!
And you, sweetie, relax! Don't worry!
-I went overboard. -Just a bit.
Through here, Doctor. I have to go out now.
I have to work like right now.
-Thanks, Cassandra, but... -You're welcome.
...is the entrance through here?
You're not going in through anywhere.
You can't go in like that.
They'll kick you out in a second!
Let's do something. Sharon! Sweetie, help me!
You'll put on these stockings, this bra, this thong...
You're wearing this too, Doctor.
-No, not me! -By the way!
We're looking for a bad asshole!
If you see me, we've never met.
-Okay. -Help me, honey!
These two! Doctor!
See you later! Have fun! Bye!
Good luck, friend. This is the end of the line for me.
I'll wait here.
-Let's start with you. -No! Not with me!
Girls, don't!
This can't be!
What am I doing?
Cool it!
Don't even think it, asshole!
What? What are you looking at?
Over there!
-Hey, babe. -No! No!
-Move! -He touched me!
-I almost lost a boob. -Over here.
Oh, God! Hello!
Don't get distracted! Come on!
I'm sorry.
I don't see anyone.
Over there!
I'm sure the erk is in the private room!
Of course. Let's go.
It's ust like Roberto.
So? Are you giving me my present or what?
-Sure! -The special.
This isn't Roberto. Sorry.
The special, babe.
-Roberto! -Oh, Ramiro!
Damn! I can explain!
-Listen! Wait! -Is this a restaurant?
Wait! Please, calm down!
Fooling around with some bimbo?!
Wait! Shut the hell up!
What is this, man?!
I swear I have nothing to do with this.
Hey! Both of you! Out!
Go to hell!
Don't go!
Sweetie!
-Dammit! -Sweetie!
Sweetie! Everything's okay!
-Shut up, creep! -Nothing happened!
-Shut up! -Let me explain!
What can you explain, bastard?!
-Sweetie! -I don't give a shit!
You were supposed to be cooking, okay?!
What are you doing here?!
And dressed like a whore, sweetie! What's that?!
They're not whores! They're artists!
What is this, sweetie?! Afake boob?!
I don't have to explain anything to you, creep!
-Please, sweetie... -Asshole!
Sweetie! Let me explain!
-Shut up! -I didn't do anything!
I didn't touch her! Ask her!
Tell the whore to come here!
-Let's go! Out! -Shut up! Get out!
Sweetie!
Dammit!
It's totally clear! I'm the idiot!
How couldn't I see it?
I don't want to say ''I told you so''...
...but I told you so. Many, many times.
You needed a psychological profile to realize...
...he is a potential cheater!
I never should've given him so many chances!
Men are totally useless!
Unfortunately, they're a necessary burden.
No! I'm done with men in my life!
I swear to God! Mark my words!
I won't fall in love! I'm never falling in love again!
Martha, I know what you need.
Waste of life, I hate and despise you.
Two-legged rat!
I'm talking to you!
Because a crawling bug, even being a bastard...
...compared to you, it falls short.
Falls so short.
Thank you.
To you, Paquita!
Cheers, my girls. What are you celebrating?
Oh, Paquita, my friend is full of spite.
Crying over a man?
It's not worth to cry over a bastard like that.
Of course!
-I'll give you some advice. -Bring it on, Paquita.
If they treat us wrong...
...then we'll do the same. An eye for an eye.
Oh, man!
We'll treat them like dogs, those awful creeps.
If they're womanizers...
-...we'll be manizers. -Exactly.
Hey, quiet. Man what?
-Manizers, idiot. -Shit.
-Idiot. -Dumbass.
Manizer. I liked it.
We're never having boyfriends again.
As of today.
If one is tired, go with the next.
If one falls asleep, move on.
-You can go back and forth. -So, Cheers!
Cheers to them, women!
Long live women, Paquita!
Manizer.
No, not these.
Joaquin!
It's official! She's desperate!
Come, Joaquin! Come look at this!
You were saying?!
Joaquin!
Hey, boss. I'll hit the lights.
-Morning. -Morning.
-Aplay, huh? -Experience required.
Too bad.
Why do you want to be an actor?
Sometimes, when I act...
...I feel I can see the world through someone else's eyes.
It's not that I feel like someone else...
...but I can put on the character's shoes...
...and see the world from his point of view.
-There? -Age.
-Name here? -Yeah.
No! Don't use your real name!
Didn't you say you didn't know about this?
Of course not. Remember my friend?
She subscribed in this web site and met men.
That's how I know.
-Right, your friend. -Who's going to meet men?
I'm all in, too!
No! No one is meeting any men.
Not true! She is!
She subscribed in a web site where she'll post her photo!
I'm not posting anything anywhere.
No, type romantic instead of loving.
Hide the fact that you're desperate.
You know what? Buy a cell expressly for this.
Acell for this? I don't know that brand.
Are those the kind that take pictures?
Anew cell like for what?
You never know what kind of psycho you'll meet here.
Don't post your address or your phone number.
And never use your real name. Ever!
Use another nick.
No! Any man's name is fine for her.
You're freaking me out with all your protection.
You live in Mexico! It's a metropolis!
My friend who subscribed in a dating web page...
...met a really weird guy!
He did really weird things to her on the first date.
He told her he was a patissier...
...and that she reminded him of a big strawberry cake!
He covered her in frosting...
...put one strawberry here, another one here...
...and finally everywhere.
Then he said: ''Now I will eat you up.''
Scheherazade? No! That's a stripper name.
Even better! Let them drool!
No!
I said no!
Wait!
Sweetie! Sweetie!
You scared me, Roberto!
Enough! Forgive me already!
Stop it! I said I never wanted to see you again!
-Don't call me sweetie! -I beg you, sweetie.
I love you.
I'm serious. Why don't you believe me?
Yeah, you love me so much you forgot my birthday.
I was distracted, sweetie.
Forgive me.
I'll take you out to dinner!
Wherever you want. Some champagne, music...
Thanks but I already have plans.
Why don't you go to Liquid Gold?
It's really hip on work days.
No! No way! Besides, I still don't get...
...why you were dressed as a stripper!
I haven't asked you for any explanation!
I didn't do anything with that chick!
-Check first next time. -Wait!
Wait, sweetie, don't go!
Sweetie! Sweetie!
Hello?!
Who is this?!
No, I can't hear you! Who is this?!
Oh, hi, baby!
Hey, gorgeous!
Inhale!
Exhale!
That's it!
His name is Miguel.
He's thirty.
-And he's a hunk! -All right!
So? Is he inspiring?
-What? -Does he inspire you?
No... Well, I mean, only to have fun.
I'm not going to fall in love.
Long live manizing! Remember? High five!
-What? Martha... -What?
Did you take your birthday celebration seriously?
Obviously.
-You're crazy. -Of course not.
I plan to go out a lot!
-So, no love? -No.
You don't know what you're missing.
Huh?
Come here.
No! Why?!
-Traitor. -He's narcoleptic.
No way! That's dangerous.
No, idiot! Narcoleptic not narcoterrorist.
So?
Narcolepsy is a tendency to fall asleep...
...when presented in acute crisis.
Hypersomnia is the most frequent cause...
...among neurological disorders.
-Wait a minute. -Meaning?
I'll be right back. Keep looking at me.
Meaning, the guy...
Look at me. Give me a second.
...falls asleep.
Like that! He can't help it.
That's when I do something useful.
But he's so cute!
Yeah, especially when he falls asleep.
-Well, he inspires me! -Love is a drag!
That is so in the past.
Okay.
-Pretty, isn't it? -Yes. Pretty.
You look much better in person than online.
Thank you. Rafael.
-Do you work here? -Yes. It's my dealership.
-Your dealership? -Yes.
-Shall we? -Yes. I'm starving.
-Roberto? -Yes? What is it?
-My great friend! -What's up?
-This is my associate. -How are you?
-Rafael Legorreta. -Hello. This is...
-Who? -Give me a second.
He always does that.
-Hello. -Hello.
Are you Miss Scheherazade?
Yes.
This is for you.
Thank you.
-Hey. -Hi, Scheherazade.
Yes.
It's a pleasure, Scheherazade. I'm Tizoc.
-Thank you, Tizoc. -It's okay.
-Sit down. -Hey, Scheherazade...
...I wrote a song for you.
For me?
Yeah.
Can I play it?
-Yes, sure. -Really?
Thank you.
Fairy tale princess.
I seek and find you.
Ahippie?!
What do you think?
No, those people are dangerous and they stink.
Afriend of mine went through rough stuff...
...with some hippies!
Don't tell me. She had a bad time?
No. Actually, she liked it.
I like mine, too! He's so cute!
-Are you seeing him again? -Yes!
I'm going to collect money with him in Coyoacan.
Martha, don't tell me you'll be a stoned bohemian, please!
Yeah! I'll help you read Tarot cards!
Okay!
Peace!
All right. Camera, please.
A little more oil.
Martha? Martha.
-Martha! -Yes?
-Can you help me? -Me?
The oil. Come here.
Okay. Here.
-No. You. -Me?
Yeah. Rub it on me.
It's okay.
-Where? -Here.
No, not like that! Touch. It's okay.
Everything's fine.
On my chest, too.
You can feel every one of my hard muscles.
I'm well-built.
-There. -Really?
-You're shiny. -Do I look okay?
Hydrated.
-Martha? -Oh! Sorry.
Thanks.
Thank you.
Xavier Martin? Come with me, please.
-Ten, eleven... one more! -No! No more!
Hold it! Slowly!
That's right! You're done.
What do you think? This is my passion.
My body is a temple. There's nothing more gratifying in life...
...than exercise. I work out , 6 hours a day.
or 6 hours a day?! You're crazy!
-Ten more with more weight. -No! It hurts!
-Come on! Come on! -Please! No!
One, two...
''I think we should meet, don't you, Doglover?''
''How about tomorrow?''
''Sounds perfect. Why is 'Doglover'your handle?''
More than two thousand dogs live here?
Yeah. People can come and adopt them...
...instead of roaming around in the city.
Yeah, that's true.
You come here every weekend to play with them?
Every one.
Dogs are my life.
They are the most loving creatures on Earth.
They're great.
Do you want to adopt him?
-Come on! -I'll think about it.
Enough dogs for today. How about we go to my place...
...I'll make you some lunch...
...or we can order a pizza and watch a movie.
I love the idea. Sure.
-Really? -Yeah.
Okay.
-Bye. -I'll be back, Pelos.
Pelos?
Good boy!
The male approaches the female...
...and puts his instincts to work.
He wants to choose his mate correctly.
Beginning with scent...
...he approaches the female to awaken...
...her reproductive instinct.
The smell that some parts of the female give off...
...accelerate the male's...
You smell so nice.
I really like you. You smell very nice.
What the...? What's wrong with you?
I like you so much.
It's getting a bit late. I have to go.
-Don't. -Here.
-You're really leaving? -I'm in a hurry. Sorry.
-Can I call you? -Yeah, sure.
Who loves daddy?
You're dating four?!
Daniela, don't you know it's bad manners to spy?
-No. -Yeah, I'm dating four.
At the same time?!
Obviously not. Separately.
I became a manizer with these little bastards.
-You became a what? -Manizer.
I have a friend...
...who slept with five at the same time.
Really?
-Did she love it? -No!
They were too few.
Yeah, only two copies. That's enough.
Thanks a million, Joaco. Bye.
-Hi. -Hi.
-My uncle? -He'll be right here.
Hey, I wanted to ask you...
-What's up, princess? -Hi.
-Stop. -Do you know each other?
Sure. He knows my favorite coffee...
...and he's the one that makes it best.
I want to show you the new designs.
I don't have much time. I'm expecting someone.
-Quickly, please! -Okay.
Look.
Pretty boy, an espresso. Quickly and politely.
Yes, sir.
-These are Tai faces. -It's amazing.
I have to go. He's picking me up.
-Let's go. -Yeah?
Hello.
-You look amazing. -Thanks.
This is my uncle Polo. This is Rafael.
-Hello. -It's a pleasure.
Let's go.
I have to make a quick stop at my place.
Sure. Let's go.
Sir.
I owe you.
Chucho, watch the fort.
I won't be long. I'll ust get my bag.
-Hey. -What?
What are you doing?
Nothing. It's ust a little kiss.
You woke up affectionate.
Alittle, I guess.
Why don't we go up to your apartment...
...I'll do things to you and we get acquainted?
We were going to go to dinner...
...to a nice place with a pretty view.
I can make you see stars any time you want.
So, we're not going to dinner?
No. You'll be my dinner.
-Okay, stop. -No, relax.
What's wrong with you?! You relax!
No, what's wrong with you?!
Don't you like me?
Every woman I say this to eats it up!
I'm not like every other woman.
Then why did you sign up at the portal?
I thought you were like all the others.
You're a goody-goody.
Didn't you have to go?
Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
Can you pass me my things, please?
Hey, Martha forgot this. Can you give it to her?
Sure.
-See you. -Good luck.
Thanks.
I hate you!
The ad says 'with experience'. We don't want beginners!
Oh, my God.
My picture.
Sorry, where does the play premiere?
Barcelona.
Sit down over there, please.
Thanks.
They're so easily excited by a trip over the ocean.
Big deal. Who is next?
Name?
Xavier Martin.
Experience?
Do you have experience?!
YOU HAVE 22 NEW MESSAGES
I brought you the design of the year!
What do you think?
What is it?
It's a newlywed couple, they are super refined...
...and won't have time to talk to you...
...or to work with you.
Great. I love it when people don't have time...
...to design their house.
You have to design it like it where your love nest.
-The house of your dreams. -That's wonderful. Thank you.
I won't let you down. I promise.
I know you won't.
He gave me the keys to his place.
Are you crazy?
You barely met and you're living together?
No! No! I couldn't live with him...
...but it's the sweetest love I've ever had.
You really amaze me.
Don't you learn? What's wrong?
You can't trust them. All men are shit.
How many chances did you give Roberto...
...because you believed in love?
And because you were in love?
Even so, he broke your heart.
Martha, you have to learn to accept your losses.
That's how you're going to find new things.
Congratulations. You're doing something right.
I'm late. I have to go.
-You only have two hours. -I guess you have time.
What are you talking about, pair lunatics?
The party of the year! It's full of men!
Or should you call them, hors d'oeuvres?
Forget it. I have a lot of work.
So many puppies. The buffet looks yummy.
Pedro.
Of course I remember you.
Let's go.
I'm getting a drink.
No, Joaco! Don't leave me...!
TIRED OF KISSING FROGS
I'm sorry! Sorry!
-Oh, boy. -Scheherazade!
I'm glad you came. Did you see La Quinta Estacion?
-Yeah! -Let's go over there.
Just one second.
I'll see you there. I'm going to the bathroom.
The bathroom is over there!
Pipe down, screamer! Come here!
-I want to introduce you! -No!
Rafa? Rafa!
Hello.
This is Martha.
Martha? Wasn't your name Sylvia?
That's my twin sister. Sylvia.
Twins.
You don't have a twin sister.
You haven't met her yet, Yola.
Excuse me.
This sucks!
I'm her best friend and I don't know her twin!
This can't be!
Hey.
I wanted to explain about last night...
I don't want you to think wrongly about me...
-I'm not like that... -Fancy a movie?
...and I wanted to say...
A movie?
Are you up for it?
-I had a great time. -Me too. It was great.
-Thank you. -No, thank you.
-Well... -Okay.
Can I ask for a favor?
Under one condition.
Which?
There's this place where I have to take you.
I'm sure you'll love it but it's a bit far...
...so, could I pick you up tomorrow morning?
-Okay. -Yeah?
All right.
So...?
Can I take your picture?
What for?
For my ob.
I need pictures of guys...
...and your mouth works for us.
My mouth?
-Yeah. -What's wrong with it?
No, I mean, the whole package.
Nose, ears, eyes.
Okay.
-May I? -Sure, go ahead.
-Great. -All done?
So I'll see you tomorrow.
-Okay. -Bye.
Juana?
Juanita?
Xavier! My favorite actor!
How are you?
-Hello. -This is Martha.
Hello, Martha. Welcome home.
Thank you.
-Did you get the pulque? -No. Mescal.
The mescal she gets is amazing!
It's the best.
I'll make you some food. Come on.
-Delicious. -This way.
So I'm still struggling.
I'm still in acting class.
That's why it's great to work at the cafe...
...because I can make some money...
...and I have time to do what I like the most.
I'd never have thought being an actor was difficult.
Very few make it big.
Any sacrifice is worth getting what you want.
Yeah. Have you acted professionally?
A lot in school. One or two commercials.
I ust had an audition for a play in Barcelona.
We'll see.
When do you know if the part's yours?
They haven't called back.
But I...
I'm driven by a passion, a calling.
If I ever get to be famous or not is only background.
It's great that you have a passion in life.
What's yours?
Yeah. What moves you?
What a question. It's a curve ball.
I'm not going through a very stable moment...
-...in my life right now. -You haven't answered.
What makes you wake up every day?
I don't know. My ob, I guess.
I like what I do.
My friends.
Actually, love itself.
But it's a subect that has me a bit disappointed now.
And your boyfriend?
Boyfriend?
I don't have one.
Then let's toast to that.
Atoast to that.
Martha! You don't learn!
Hello?
-Andi? -What do you want?
This can't be happening to me, really!
-What do you mean? -Listen!
You have to tell me if he's lying!
If he's got guilt.
Everything these assholes do to deceive us.
Bye!
What time is it?
-I'm home. -Okay.
Thank you. It was very...
...out there.
Yes.
-Good night. -Good night.
I'm pouring more wine.
-Is this [cumbia] CD yours? -What?
Mine?
No, I think someone forgot it at a party.
Volume two as well. Who knows how it got here.
-The same way. -''Best Hits of Today''.
You love [cumbia].
Me?
You're making fun of me!
You're so silly.
My dad.
He was a great man.
I've really missed him lately.
-Hey, Dani. -Hey.
You had sex!
It's all over your face! In your eyes!
They're glowing!
You don't know how happy I am for you.
I still can't believe I got the part.
The merit is all yours.
The problem is that I don't know what to do.
Barcelona is so far away...
...and I don't want to leave Martha.
She's become very important to me.
I'm going to talk to her today.
Talk it over, make a decision together.
Thanks for everything.
I thank you for the chance and for believing in me.
Hi. You're going to kill me.
I can't go out to dinner.
I have a lot of work that has to be done today.
Juanita has everything ready for us.
I swear I'll hurry up!
Okay. I'll wait for you here.
Kiss.
I wanted to send some emails, can I use your lap?
-Of course. -Thanks.
Bye.
Let the fog shroud us...
...my eyes mimic yours when they cry.
Let me hold you tight...
...until dawns light rays start to rise.
-Sorry. -Let me tell you...
Hey, wait! I brought them for you!
I'm sorry! It's an emergency!
I have to get home right now, okay?!
Pancho! We had an agreement!
Why are you doing this to me?!
What can I do, Ms. Martha? No one listens to me!
I can take you.
Okay, let's go.
But now!
You used to like it when I brought mariachis.
Roberto, I can't talk now, okay?
I was wrong. I was stupid, okay?
Wll you open?
Sweetie, I've changed. I swear I'm not the same man.
Yeah, I swear I've changed too.
I really need to get home!
You should know I'll wait for you as long as you need.
Roberto, don't waste your breath.
Will you take me or not? I'll grab a taxi.
No! No! I love you.
Open the door, please.
Thank you, Roberto.
Bye.
Xavier?
MARTHA: I DON'T WANT TO BE ANOTHER ONE IN YOUR LIST!
Shit!
Dammit!
-Hello. -Good evening.
After you. Thanks.
Xavier!
Xavier, open up!
Xavier, please!
Please listen to me.
Let me explain!
Hey.
Are you okay?
You've been in the clouds for a month.
I know. I'm sorry.
Maybe you need some distraction.
The thing is, my friend called...
...the internet addict...
Well, there's a party...
...and I'd like it if you came with me.
It's very original. You have to wear a mask.
I can lend you mine if you want.
Well, my friend's.
Thanks.
I'm here for you.
Thank you.
I hate seeing you like this.
Yeah, I know.
I feel like crap. I don't know what to do.
I don't get you.
The guy got everything he worked so hard for...
...and he was willing to leave it all for you.
What more proof of love is there?
Remember he's the one who doesn't want to see me?
Put yourself in his shoes. How would you've reacted?
The same or worse.
I'm an idiot.
It's exactly what I hated about men.
So?
Wipe off that face and go get him!
Explain what happened.
It's too late.
Martha, if I felt he is the love of my life...
...I'd go after him in a second.
How?
Jump on a plane. It's that easy.
It's not easy.
He doesn't want to see me.
He must be happy in Barcelona...
...living his dream.
I think it's time you started thinking...
...what you really want in your life.
Hey, Ceci, how are you?
Fine, thanks.
Do I have to go?
Ceci?
Give me ten minutes and I'll leave. Bye.
Ceci?
Martha, I'm glad you're here.
-Is the client here? -Yes. He's here.
Hey, sweetie.
Give me a second.
What is this, Ceci?!
Martha, I ust want you to hear him out.
You know what you want...
...but you have to do what's in your best interest.
Sweetie.
-For you. -What is this?!
The keys to your apartment.
You decorated it like it was yours.
Can someone explain?! I'm not getting anything!
Calm down, sweetie. There's not much to get.
Just that all this had to happen...
...for me to open my eyes and realize...
...that my feelings for you are real.
We had an agreement, Roberto.
-No, wait! -I won't wait!
Please, wait! Wait! Calm down!
Let me finish, please.
I know you thought I was comfortable...
...with our relationship evading responsibilities...
...and you were right. I had other needs.
Aneed for Czechs, Russians, Americans...
...and who knows what else?
Marry me, sweetie.
It's all we need to be a real couple.
This is what I always wanted.
Search no more.
You're right. I don't have to search anymore.
Is that a yes?
No. It's a no.
But thank you.
Hello.
Hi.
I think I got the wrong apartment.
-Do you live here? -Yes, I do.
-May I help you? -I'm looking for Xavier.
Xavier Martin? He lives here too.
Who are you?
Afriend.
Actually, I'm no one. I'm sorry.
THE SEAGULL B Y CHEKJOV
I have no faith.
Don't go.
I'm alone...
...and I'm cold.
Bravo!
Congratulations!
Sorry!
Martha?
Wait.
Martha!
Sorry!
-What are you doing here? -I'm sorry!
-Why? -I came to look for you...
...because I had to explain! I know! It's okay!
I know you live with someone! It's okay!
I'm sorry for butting in! I'm sorry! It's okay!
Martha!
Martha, what are you talking about?
The... blond.
Monse?
She's my co-worker.
Besides, she doesn't like men.
What?
She has a girlfriend.
What?
I still need you to know...
No, no.
You came to find me.
That's enough for me.
You're the love of my life.
Destiny knew it...
...and put you in front of me.
When I look back to the past...
...I feel I always belonged to you.
-Did you like the play? -I loved the play.
Though the kiss with the blond...
-...didn't make me happy. -Don't be ealous of her.
Come on, I'll introduce you.
No, I don't want to meet the blond!
What if she falls in love with me?
No, I'm in love with you.
Come on.